Book in Your Caesarean For December 31

URGENT URGENT URGENT

Expectant mothers and those that are thinking of having a baby, make sure you book in your Caesarean for December 31, 2008. *This advice only applies to those earning over $150,000 per year.

Don't worry if you are premature, just get that child out before the new rules for the baby bonus kick in on January 1. That's right, on January 1 the means test is applied. If you earn over 150k, you wont be getting squat.

Remember, the stocktake sales will still be on, so you will have time to have the baby yanked out, then on the way home stop off to pick yourself up yet another plasma tv. Or hopefully, use the $5000 to help with the petrol costs on your 4WD.

Dont forget that this $5000 is very important to you. $150,000 a year isnt enough, and yes you have paid your taxes. You deserve this money.

But book in early. December 31 promises to be busy. You arent the only selfish and whingeing parents you know.
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