Go on - Dob in a Hoon Driver

I know this is something you have always wanted to do. I definetly have. Now we have such an easy way of dobbing in a hoon.

Ive said before that i don't like dobbers very much, but this is different. Its terribly terribly important. Innocent people die cos of these drivers. I don't particularly care if the drivers kill themselves, its very Darwinian. And as Homer would say, its funny cos i don't know him.

Hoons are stupid people. Ive met them, they can hardly string a sentence together. Idiots - literally.

Now as much as i think that stupid people should be punished just for being stupid, there isn't a dob in a stupid line. Unfortunately. Until i set that phone line up, dobbing in a hoon is the next best thing.

In Victoria call crimestoppers on 1800 333 000. Totally anonymous too! In WA there is a similar system, call 131 444.

Victorian hoon drivers can have their cars taken off the road for 48 hours with repeat offenders running the risk of having the car confiscated. That's great news.

So take a pen and paper with you wherever you go, get their details and start calling. Call them, call them now.
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