Joke of the Day
Yes, i do miss the stupid people from Family Feud. Who doesn't love families snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?
Q. Name an instrument you can play while walking in the street
A. A cello
Q. Name a type of oil
A. Sewing-machine oil
Q. A word beginning with Z
A. Xylophone
Q. Name an animal with horn
A. A bee
Q. Name a medieval weapon
A. Hand-grenade
Q. Name something made of wool:
A. A sheep
Q. Name something a bridegroom might wear
A. A dress
Q. Name an animal with a long tail
A A rabbit
Q. Name something a train-spotter would have in his pocket
A. A magnifying glass
Q. Something you put out for the birds
A. Worms
Q. Name a way to prevent snoring
A. Put a pillow over his face
Q. Name a song from 'The Sound Of Music'
A. Dancing Queen
Q. Name someone who works early hours
A. A burglar
Q. Something made to be wheeled around:
A. A hammer
Q. Name a wild animal that's native to Britain
A. A bear
Q. Name a reason for kneeling
A. To be beheaded
Q. Name a measurement of liquid
A. Paint
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