Is Josh Shelton Australia's Most Stupid Person?
Hoon One Arm Driver - Joshua Shelton Proving that Even Retards Can Get a Drivers Licence
Joshua Shelton is going all out for the grand prize - a Darwin Award that is. Darwin's are awarded posthumously to those who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the Gene pool." I wish him well in his efforts - but it doesn't look like he needs much help.
Josh Shelton is armless. Literally. He lost his arm after his car crashed at a very high speed on the Calder Highway in January this year. Just two months later he was caught by police doing donuts and lost his licence. Shame that. Learn his lesson? Not bloody likely.
On the weekend, Shelton was a passenger in his own Holden Calais which was caught by police doing burnouts in Bendigo. The car was impounded under Victorian hoon laws. But wait, there's more. His friend's car was caught as well and also impounded.
What, you want an extra set of steak knives? Well here you go. Just an hour and half after having his vehicle taken off him, Shelton was in another car intercepted by police. Yes, they were doing burnouts too. Another car impounded.
But according to Shelton, he is just the target of victimisation by police. This is what he apparently said "We weren't doing any harm, I've got to live with this for the rest of my life. The cops have put a target on my head, I would sue but I haven't got a leg to stand on." Well two legs in actual fact, but granted, only one arm.
His mother Ruth Gray suggests that Shelton deserves a second chance because he has had "massive health problems." What, you mean the ones caused by his car crash? And yes Ruth, he has had a second chance. He blew that one. How many more chances does he need?
This from a guy who applied to Vic Roads to have a number plate 1 ARM HOON. (Yes, i know, too many characters - his mistake or the news reports? I'll let you be the judge)
And if you want the real kicker to this story, its this: Joshua Shelton's Holden Calais which was impounded on the weekend was purchased from money he received from the TAC because of the accident in which he lost his arm. Ironic isn't it? And just a little bit sick.
Is it time to start crushing the cars of repeat hoon driving offenders?
About Just Grumpy
5 comments
Pity it wasn't his head.
i hope those diks dont hit me when im riding my motorcycle
i bet he also loves the cock to bad he has to learn to pull with the other hand, also i think he would have to be one of the dumbest cunts in bendigo seriously how do u get caught 2 times in one nite dip shit if u ask me. i think we should have a pertision to have him kicked outta bendigo, what do u all think???
fuck hes an ugly little ficker to hahah btw he lives in chapple street eaglehawk not sure of the number but u'll see the car in the yard
cunts im mates with him.... hope he does hit ya .:)
Post a Comment