Party Boy Corey Worthington Caught Speeding - Is Narre Warren Victoria's Biggest White Trash Suburb?

It seems that Corey just doesn't get it. Just weeks after 4 teenagers lost their lives in an accident in nearby Lynbrook, Narre Warren South resident and party boy Corey Worthington was caught speeding in his car.

How much over the speed limit was he? A mere 42 kmh. Just 3 kmh short of having his car impounded under Victoria's hoon laws.

It's obvious that Corey is a couple of IQ points below retarded. But how much like his fellow residents of Narre Warren is he? Has Narre Warren crept up to be the biggest bogan, white trash suburb in Victoria? Or indeed, Australia?

Is there a problem with the education system that makes these people so stupid? Or is it in their genes - spaticsity following from one generation to the next. Or maybe its just something in the drinking water.

Maybe i am wrong on Narre Warren being Victoria's Whie Trash Capital. Could it be Cranbourne instead? Or is Frankston still a contender?

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3 comments

Anonymous said... @ 6:42 PM

It's definitely genetic.
You see, where your average, responsible working stiff sits down and works out how many (if any) children they can afford to raise, educate and properly parent, your average bogan thinks nothing about having uprotected sex with other bogans and any children that they have is another welfare payment.

And the Law of Evolution means that because bogans are so congenitally stupid, they have a higher breeding rate and their offspring are hardy little souls who seem to be able to not only survive, but thrive in an unhealthy, poorly parented environment.

It's funny, but you need a licence to drive a car, own a firearm, run a CB radio etc, but you don't need one to be a parent. I think if some of these idiots had to pass an exam to prove they could properly raise a child the population would drop sharply.

Anonymous said... @ 6:32 PM

I agree with the article completely. I think it is a point well said, for the most part. But are the 'spastic' and 'retard' comments really necessary? It's quite offensive.

YG News said... @ 7:33 PM

Thanks for the comments. Re my language, point taken...i might have been a bit angry that day. YG

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